So yesterday, go figure, I wake up in the middle of the night with the most terrible sensation in my throat. It felt like I inhaled broken glass up my nose. I spent all that day feeling like a wasp had stung me in the back of my throat. Which led to snoring all night long... which leads to a rotten Christmas where I can barely swallow water.

Bah humbug.

Here's hoping your Christmas is merrier than mine. Merry Christmas, guys. ;n;

Man, where did this month go? I kind of wanted fall to stick around a little longer, but the cold weather's marched in and shows no sign of departing soon.

Lately, I've been feeling... well, not so much unmotivated and uninspired so much as unimportant. Turning 30 this November reminded me of how little I've achieved and how much more I wanted to have already done by this age. It's hard not to be a Debbie Downer, but sometimes Deborah's got some points you can't shake.

I feel like there's nothing I can contribute that'd be of any value to anyone. That's probably not true and there's no other way of expressing that really deep down feeling in my... soul, I guess? That feeling in that part of me that's thinking and alive that keeps pulling at me and saying that I haven't done anything worthwhile yet. I feel like I've run out of time.

I'm still very thankful for the friends I have.

...Except for you Canadians! YOU GET NOTHING! D8

I know I made this same joke last year but... If you made a turducken out of tofu, would it be a tofucken? 8B!! *BA-DUM-CHH!!*

I'm just never gonna comment anymore EVAR...

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...today! >3> I know I won't be able to last long without bootching something. If it's not comments, it'll be some Freudian slip on AIM or something. Or I'll try to act cool and then some random snot shoots out my nose. It's bound to be something completely terrible. I don't know how people can have charisma and still do things like go to the bathroom or have any bodily fluids, at all, for that matter.

I BOOTCHED THE LIFE PUZZLE!! ;o;

Sorry, that joke would only be funny to anyone who's played Puzzle Pirates. And then maybe only just. 8B

"I'll be lucky if I can find the will to complete 3,000 words by the end of the week."

Well, I got to 3,883 words tonight so I guess that's one goal achieved. LoL! Boy, my novel is so full of crap I wouldn't be surprised if the cat tries to bury it in his litter box.

Anyone else writing this month!? Don't tell me the details, but what's the genre? Mine is fantasy... I just wish it was more original.